paperseverywhere:

on her way to serve JUST1C3

paperseverywhere:

on her way to serve JUST1C3

"HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake"

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURSimage

magicconchshelly:

camel-eyelashes:

but shit it was 99 cents

the macklemobile

(Source: illillill)

  1. Camera: Sony Ericsson C902
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/500th
  4. Focal Length: 5mm

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump)

kingmunsterxvii:

If you thought my blog was safe from Halloween Hype just because I was chill during August and September when the rest of tumblr was getting a lil’ overeager about Halloween, well,

dokels:

prepare your buttholes

Played 342 times.

bonzananza:

do-you-have-a-flag:

bonzananza:

lov me carlo

adn now

weather

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I DID THIS FOR U LOOK ITS FINALLY A CECIL COSPLAY THAT ISNT A BLONDE WHITE GUY

  1. Camera: Photo Booth
dorkly:

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theawesomeadventurer:

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

this cat is the physical embodiment of Halloween